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الجن مات من القهر

واحد صاحبنا
والجن
صعيدي عايز يستأجر بيت ونصحوه لانه فيه جن يخوف
بس ما سمعش كلامهم واستأجره
جا الليل .. قام الجن و قال لزمايله هطلع اخوفه

طلع الجن و قعد جنب الصعيدي وقاله ممكن سيجارة ؟

بص له الصعيدي وقال إتفضل

نزل الجن عند زمايله وهو متغاظ وقالهم ما خافش ؟؟؟

رجع الجن نتف نفسه وخلى الدم يشرشر من جلده وطلع عند الصعيدي وقاله ممكن
سيجارة؟

بص له الصعيدي وقاله إتفضل

انجن الجن ونزل لزمايله وقالهم المره دى هموته من الرعب
….
قام قلب عينيه ولف راسه وكسر ايدة وطلع عند الصعيدي وقاله ممكن سيجارة
؟
بص له الصعيدي و قاله إتفضل

هنا الجن طلعت فى راسه نحله وطار عقله ونزل تحت وبهدل نفسه اخر
بهدلة

وطّلع العامود الفقرى وخلى جلده مشرشر وشال عيونه وطلع عند
الصعيدي

وقاله : ممكن سيجارة ؟!

بص له الصعيدي وقاله :

مش ملاحظ أن التدخين عمال يدمر
فى صحتك؟؟

Revelation of the Quran

The Quran was revealed piecemeal throughout a period of about 23 years. The Prophet received the first revelation in 610CE, in the Cave of Hira in the Mountain of Light (Jabale-Noor), two and a half miles away from the House of Allah in the city of Makkah in Arabia. 

The first revelation was the first five verses of Surah (chapter) Al-Alaq: "Iqra bismi rabbikalla dhi khalaq. Khalaqal insana min alaq. Iqra WA rabbukal akram. Alladhi 'allama bil qalam. 'Allamal insana malam ya'lam, " which means "Read in the name of your Lord who created, created man from a clot. Read, for your Lord is most Generous, Who teaches by means of the pen, teaches man what he does not know." (96: 1-5) 

The last revelation was the third verse of Surah Al-Maidah, which was sent down to the Prophet in 632 C.E. : "Al yawma akmaltu lakum dinakam WA atmamtu alaikam ni'mati WA raditu' lakumul islama dinan''," which means "Today I perfected your religion for you and completed my favor to you and have chosen for you Al-Islam as your religion." (5:3) 

Surah Al-Fatiha (The Opening Chapter) was the first complete chapter to be revealed and Surah An-Nasr was the last. 

مرحب

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ماكان من الاول

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ﻋِﻨْﺪِﻱ ﻋَﺮُﻭﺱٌ ( ﻟَﻘْﻄَﺔٌ) ﺗَﺮْﺟُﻮ ﻟَﻬﺎ ..
ﺭَﺟُﻼً ﻟِﻴَﺴْﺘُﺮَﻫﺎ ﺍﻟﺤﻴﺎﺓَ ﻭﺗَﺴْﺘُﺮَﻩْ
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ﻓﺈﺫﺍ ﻗَﺒِﻠْﺖَ ﺑِﻬﺎ ﺳَﺄَﺧْﻄِﺒُﻬﺎ ﻏَﺪﺍً ..
ﻗَﺒْـﻞَ ﺍﻟﻔَﻮﺍﺕِ ﻓﺈﻧّﻨﻲ ﻣُﺘَﺄَﺧِّﺮَﻩ
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ﻫِﻲَ ﻻ ﺗُﺮﻳﺪُ ﻣِﻦَ ﺍﻟﻨُّﻘﻮﺩِ ﻣُﻘَﺪَّﻣﺎً..
ﻟِﻠْﻤَﻬﺮِ، ﺃﻳﻀﺎً، ﻻ ﺗُـﺮﻳﺪُ ﻣُﺆَﺧَّﺮَﻩْ
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ﻓَﺘَﻨَﻬَّﺪَ ﺍﻟﺰَّﻭﺝُ ﺍﻟﻤُﻐَﻔَّﻞُ ﻗَــﺎﺋﻼ ً:
ﻫﺬﻱ ﺍﻟﺼّﻔﺎﺕُ ﺍﻟﺮّﺍﺋﻌﺎﺕُ ﺍﻟﺨَﻴِّﺮَﻩْ !
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ﻗﺎﻟﺖْ : ﻭﻟﻜﻦَّ ﺍﻟﻌَﺮﻭﺱَ ﻗَﻌﻴﺪَﺓٌ ..
ﺳَﻮﺩﺍﺀُ، ﻋَﻤْﺸﺎﺀُ ﺍﻟﻌُﻴﻮﻥِ ( ﻣُﺨَﺘْﻴِﺮَﻩْ )
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ﻭﺿَﻌﻴﻔﺔٌ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺴَّﻤْﻊِ ﺩَﺭْﺩَﺍﺀٌ ﻟﻬﺎ ..
ﻃَﻘْﻢٌ ﻣِﻦَ ﺍﻷﺳﻨﺎﻥِ ﻣِﺜْﻞُ ﺍﻟﻤِﺴْﻄَﺮَﻩْ
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ﻭﺍﻟﺸﻌﺮُ ﻳﺎ ﺯﻭﺟﻲ ﺍﻟﻌﺰﻳﺰَ ﻣُﻨَﺸَّﺮٌ ..
ﻣِﺜْﻞَ ( ﺍﻟﺨَﺮَﻳْﺲِ ) ﻓﻼ ﺗَﺴَﻞْ ﻣﺎ ﺃﻧْﺸَﺮَﻩْ !!
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ﻭﺍﻷﻧْﻒُ، ﻗﺎﻝ ﻣُﻘﺎﻃِﻌﺎً : ﻭﻳﻠﻲ ! ﻛﻔﻰ ..
ﻫﺬﻱ ﻋَﺮﻭﺱٌ – ﺯﻭﺟﺘﻲ – ﺃﻡْ ﻣَﻘْﺒَﺮَﻩْ؟ !!
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ﻓﺘﺨﺎﺻﻢَ ﺍﻟﺰَّﻭﺟﺎﻥِ ﺣﺘّﻰ ( ﻗَﺒَّﻌَﺖْ ) ..
ﻣﺎ ﺑﻴﻨﻬﻢ ﻧﺎﺭُ ﺍﻟﺤُﺮُﻭﺏِ ﻣُﺴَﻌَّﺮَﻩ
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ﻭﺍﺳﺘﻴﻘﻆَ ﺍﻟﺠِﻴﺮﺍﻥُ ﻟﻴْﻼً، ﻫَﺰَّﻫُﻢْ ..
ﺻَﻮْﺕُ ﺍﻟﺼُّﺮﺍﺥِ ﻛﺄﻧَّﻪ ﻣُﺘَﻔَﺠِّﺮَﻩْ
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ﻭﺭَﺃَﻭْﺍ ﺃَﺛَﺎﺛﺎً ﻗﺪْ ﺗَﻄَﺎﻳَﺮَ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺴَّﻤَﺎ ..
ﺻَﺤْﻨﺎً، ﻭﻣِﻘْﻼﺓً، ﻛﺬﻟﻚ ﻃﻨْﺠَﺮَﻩ
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ﻛﺄﺳﺎً، ﻭ ﺇﺑْﺮﻳﻘﺎً، ﻭﻣِﻜْﻨَﺴَﺔً، ﻛﺬﺍ ..
ﺳَﻤِﻌُﻮﺍ ﺍﺳْﺘِﻐَﺎﺛَﺔَ ﺻَﺎﺭِﺥٍ : ﻣُﺘَﺠَﺒِّﺮَﻩْ
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ﺫﻫﺐَ ﺍﻟﺰَّﻋﻴﻢُ ﺇﻟﻰ ﺍﻟﺪَّﻭﺍﻡِ ﺻَﺒِﻴْﺤَﺔً ..
ﻟَﻜَﺄﻧّﻪ ﺑﻄَﻞُ ﺍﻟﻤﻌﺎﺭﻙِ ﻋﻨْﺘَﺮَﻩْ !!
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ﻣﺎ ﻓِﻴْﻪ ﺇﻻَّ ( ﻓَﺸْﺨَﺔٌ ) ﻓﻲ ﺭَﺃْﺳِﻪِ ..
ﻳَﺪُﻩُ ﺇﻟﻰ ﺍﻟﻜَﺘِﻒِ ﺍﻟﻴَﻤِﻴْﻦِ ﻣُﺠَﺒَّﺮَﻩْ
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ﻭﺑِﻌَﻴْﻨِﻪِ ﺍﻟﻴُﺴْﺮَﻯ ﻣَﻼﻣِﺢُ ﻛَﺪْﻣَﺔٍ ..
ﻛُﺤْﻠِﻴَّﺔٍ، ﻭﻛَﺬﺍ ﺍﻟﺨُﺪُﻭﺩُ ( ﻣَﻬَﺒَّﺮَﻩْ )
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ﻭﺑِﻪِ ﺭُﺿُﻮﺽٌ ﻓﻲ ﻣَﻔَﺎﺻِﻞ ﺟِﺴْﻤِﻪِ ..
ﻟﻜﺄﻧَّﻤﺎ . ﻣَﺮَّﺕْ ﻋﻠﻴﻪ ﻣُﺠَﻨْﺰَﺭَﻩْ !!
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ﻭﻣﻀَﻰ ﻳَﻘُﺺُّ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺍﻟﺮِّﻓَﺎﻕِ ﺑﺄﻧَّﻪ ..
ﻗﺪْ ﺣَﻄَّﻢَ ﺍﻟﻮَﺣْﺶَ ﺍﻟﻤُﺨِﻴﻒَ ﻭﻛﺴَّﺮَﻩْ
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ﺿَﺤِﻜُﻮﺍ ﻭﻗَﺪْ ﻋَﻠِﻤُﻮﺍ ﺣَﻘﻴﻘﺔَ ﺃﻣْﺮِﻩِ ..
ﺗﺒّﺎً، ﻟﻘﺪ ﺟﻌﻞَ ﺍﻟﺮُّﺟُﻮﻟَﺔَ ( ﻣَﺴْﺨَﺮَﻩْ !! (
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ﻋﺎﺩَ ( ﺍﻟﺨَﺮُﻭﻑُ ) ﻟﺰﻭﺟِﻪ ﻣﺴﺘﺴﻠﻤﺎً ..
ﻭﻣُﻌَـﺎﻫِﺪﺍً . ﺃﻻّ ﻳُﻌﻴﺪَ ﺍﻟﺜَّﺮْﺛَﺮَﻩ
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ﻗﺎﻟﺖْ : ﻟﻌﻠَّﻚَ ﻗﺪ ﺭﺃﻳﺖَ ﺑـﺄﻧﻨﻲ ..
ﻟِﺨﻼﻑِ ﺁﺭﺍﺀِ ﺍﻟﺤـَﻴﺎﺓِ ﻣُﻘﺪّﺭَﻩْ
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ﻟﻜﻦْ : ﻟَﺌِﻦْ ﻛَﺮَّﺭْﺕَ ﺭﺃﻳَﻚَ ﻣـَﺮَّﺓً ..
ﻓﻸﺟْﻌَﻠَﻦَّ ﺣﻴﺎﺓَ ﺃﻫﻠِﻚ ( ﻣَﺮْﻣَﺮَﻩ

هههههههههه ماكان من الاول

Asked Moses # housewife Lord how you treat your stick of # ? God said # Almighty .. O Moses : - from # disobeys Omhilth the act of Senba # jacket though # returned to have accepted the returned to the guilt # waiting for him if he repents forgiven him # and I loved it and do not let him down and to himself # hired so as not to be Abdi argument and I # darkness of slaves . No God but You # Sobhank I oppressors .